Recent Game Reviews
Catnarok- Longcat Rampage
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 7, 2010
That was addicting
The fact that I just spent half an hour of my life on this game to get to level 25, was pretty fun. Non-stop wave after wave, the only breathing time was when you had the ability to level up. However, I'm sure everyone else has done this, but doing the lazer eye with the shoop da whoop, freezes longcat into invurnable nothingness. Definitely was a mood killer. Mark my words though, I will beat this game.
This Game is a Joke 3
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 19, 2009
Epicly Useless...
...but completely epicly win. How to review this is beyond me, but pretty much you have everything. Cock jokes, porn, and random useless humor. Oh, and don't forget Jasper the kick-ass stingray and the squids of random squidiness. 5/5 and 10/10.
Thanks dude, Jasper lives in my basement ;D
Eternal Red
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 6, 2008
One of the most epic games on Newgrounds.
I can say this without being thrashed by most users. This is one hell of a game. It combines tower defense games (never played them), tactical intuition (ret placement and traps), and a shooter. Yes, it does get repetitive, but seriously, there's enough content to be happy, like say getting all of your defenses to level 8 before stage 70. I was very entertained with it, and pretty much have been playing it all day today. It was and still is that addictive. Good job.
Recent Audio Reviews
A song, with no title
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 27, 2008
Holy Music.
This song is freaking unbelievable. Definitely going on my i-pod.
Do you have a MySpace account that you put your music on?
One more thing, if you do try to a Darkness loop, are you doing it after Part 2 (the rise)?
Yep, the rise is finished so I'll get to work just after I post the song on NG :p
Yeah I've got a myspace but there are much songs on it, I mainly post them on NG ^^
Thanks a lot for your review man!!
Part 1 - The Awakening
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 6, 2008
Pretty Awesome.
It was slow, but it was pretty awesome. It sounds like part 2 would be freaking awesome. I hope to hear more.
Well I hope part 2 will please you as much as part 1 does! :p
Yeah it's slow cuz as I said it is just an intro man! :)
Thanks for the review :3
Time For Punishment
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 11, 2008
Really Awesome.
The game gets really funny when I hear this, and then I feel like head-banging. Freaking awesome. It actually reminds of the battle music for The Darkness. So Kudos. This is going on my iTunes.
I love The Darkness, that's a fuckin great game!! :)
And I'm glad you liked this song, yeah I found it funny too! :p
Thanks a lot
Recent Art Reviews
Last Supper of Raptor Jesus
Rated 5 / 5 stars Nov 17, 2011
The lizard vortex opens again.
Good work as always Mr. Voigt, I've been a long time lurker of your pieces since Pleasure Island 2, and constantly keep an eye on your activities on your forum and here too. And it's no surprise that this delivers the same awesome quality as all of your works, including the House of Squid comics. My favorite part about this is the meteor plummeting to Earth.
Anyway, I look forward to the "Now we're talking," video and you're next piece.
thankyou, kind stalker!
Princess in Repose
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 7, 2011
Damn fine job
It's artists like you that make unprofessional artists like me look bad. At this state, I could never ever do that if I wanted to. Everything in this picture seems so real, even the details on the book are impressive.
What program do you use to do this, or is not even digital media at all?
Assassin 1503
Rated 5 / 5 stars Feb 24, 2011
Nice piece of art.
I really love your work, everything can look incredibly realistic at times. To me there isn't a single detail out of place on here.
I also love how Altair is placed in there (the easter egg) for no apparent reason. Keep up the good work.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 2, 2011
Ah you're still alive.
I loved this, it was completely random, completely trippy, and completely delayed. I suppose life's been keeping you busy?
The flash was awesome, loved when things just randomly change for an apparent reason. It was like a normal day for me. At least the clouds weren't moving so god damned fast. So it was an improvement. And Max, your Canadian friend, she's pretty much awesome. You need to keep her in your flashes, and you need to make more instead of waiting for a year. Unless you are busy, then carry on. Okay, enough rambling. Good show, all that.
Yeah, basically. Really just working on a bunch of projects at once, like five I think... well, now four since this is done. Life gets in the way sometimes too, but it's mostly just the fact that I'm working on so much at the same time.
And yes, the clouds finally slowed down. I was just worried they were gonna get in an accident or something.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 16, 2010
What the fuck?
Just, everything was random. Then, I actually did watch the static noise, and the only thing I have to say is, I totally agree, that goddamn cloud is moving way too fast. And it loops. Epic. I really have nothing to say btw. Just getting a firm grasp of the obvious.
Haha, a firm grasp. I get it, topic humor. You're a clever one, Link7120.
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 13, 2010
Great stuff.
I really enjoyed this flash, as it was funny, cutesy, and pretty much a good flash for Valentine's Day. I had some confusions however, but luckily I like reading your scrapbooks, so those confusions have been taken care of. But I like how it almost played out like all the speaking scenes in Legend of Zelda: simple grunts, sighs, laughs and other noises, but unlike LoZ, you combined a few words, which added to the simplicity of it. Anyway, I'm rambling now. Good flash Rob, simple and creative, and loveable.
Well thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed that! There were a lot of parts where I COULD have added dialog, but it felt weird when most of it was grunts. Those parts where you'll hear a word or two spoken were those parts, it's just difficult for me to NOT write dialog sometimes. I mean, it's what I'm known for, heh. It was a nice exercise avoiding it though. Also, I'm glad to hear the scrapbook took care of those concerns! I try to make those so they can answer common questions in advance. I don't always catch all concerns, but I aim to try minimizing any confusion with them. Keeps me from having to explain too many times, heh.